* Mental asylum *

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what is the criterion which defines a patient to be institutionalised.
"Well" said the Director "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him/her to empty the bathtub".
OK, here's your test:
1. Would you use the teaspoon ?
2. Would you use the teacup ?
3. Would you use the bucket ?
"Oh, I understand" said the visitor "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or teacup".
"No" said the Director, "a normal person would pull the plug ! Do you want a room with or without a view ?"