Proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night, the drunk led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong.
"What's that big brass gong ?" one of the guests asked.
"It's not a gong. It's a talking clock", the drunk replied.
"A talking clock ? Seriously ? asked his astonished friend.
"Yup", replied the drunk.
"How's it work ?" the 2nd guest asked, squinting at it.
"Watch", the drunk replied. He picked up a hammer, gave it an ear-shattering pound and stepped back. The three stood looking at one another for a moment.
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed: "HEY YOU JERK !!! it's ten past three in the morning !"
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