* Elevator *

Three guys and a woman are stuck in an elevator. While they are stuck they strike up a conversation.
The first guy says, "I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E you know....
Young, urban, professional, peacefull, intelligent, ecologist".
The second guy says, "I'm a D.I.N.K.Y, you know...
Double Income, No kids, Yet !"
The third guy says. "I'm a R.U.B, you know....
Rich, Urban , Biker".
They turn to the woman and ask her, "What are you ?"
She replies: "I'm a W.I.F.E., you know....
Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc..."