* I Not Come To Work *

Hung Chow calls work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomachache and my legs hurt. I not come work".
The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel better and I can go to work. You should try that".
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again, "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got a nice house".