* Hard times *

Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide she'll become a hooker.
She's not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, "Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him a hundred bucks. If you've got a question, I'll be parked around the corner.
She's not there five minutes when a guy pulls up and says, "How much ?"
- "A hundred dollars".
- "Damn. All I've got is thirty".
- "Hold on", she says and runs back to Harry. "What can he get for thirty dollars ?"
- "A handjob", Harry replies.
She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for thirty dollars is a handjob.
He says okay, she gets in the car, he unzips his pants, and out pops a simply HUGE male unit.
She stares at it for a minute, and then says, "I'll be right back".
She runs back around the corner and says breathlessly, "Harry, can you loan this guy seventy bucks ?"…