* Fireman sex*

A fireman comes home from work and is all excited. He just can’t wait to tell his wife the good news about a new system that they have down at the station.
"Honey !" he says, "you’re not going to believe this ! Down at the station we have this new system and it’s so great.
When Bell #1 goes off we put on all our gear.
When Bell #2 goes off we slide down the pole and jump in the fire truck.
When Bell #3 goes off we speed to the fire in the fire truck". He excitedly tells his wife.
Triumphantly he says, We’re going to do the same thing for our sex life !
When Bell #1 goes off we are going to strip naked.
When Bell #2 goes off we will jump into bed.
When Bell #3 goes off we will screw our brains out.
Let’s give a test run. OK, ready ? "Bell #1 !" (they strip naked)
"Bell #2 !" (they hop into bed)
"Bell #3 !" (they start screwing there brains out)
A couple of minutes later the wife starts screaming "Oh, Bell #4 ! Bell #4 !".
The husband confused says,"Bell #4,… What’s that ?"
The wife screams "More hose ! More hose ! Your not reaching the fire !!!"