* Snow in June *

The big-rig driver stopped to pick up a girl hitchhiker who was wearing very short shorts.
"What's your name, mister ?" she inquired, after she climbed up into the truck.
"It's Snow -- Roy Snow", he answered, "and yours ?"
"Me, I'm June Hansen", she said.
"Hey, why do you keep sizing me up with those sidelong glances ?" she challenged the trucker a few miles down the road.
"Oh, I was just thinkin' what it might be like", he drawled, "having eight inches of Snow in June ?"