* Sex addict *

This guy goes into a doctors and says "Doctor, doctor you've gotta help me, I just can't stop having sex !"
"Well how often do you have it ?" the doctor asks ?
"Well, twice a day I have sex with my wife"
"TWICE a day", he answers back. "That's not so much", says the doctor.
"Yes, but that’s not all. Twice a day I have sex with my secretary".
"TWICE a day !!! Well that is probably a bit excessive", says the doctor.
"Yes, but that’s not all. Twice a day I have sex with a prostitute".
"Well, that's definitely too much", says the doctor. "You've got to learn to take yourself in hand".
"I do", says the man. "Twice a day"…