* Sex lives *

Four women are sitting around after a card party. They start complaining about their sex lives.
The first woman moans, "My husband is a musician. All he wants to do is sing to it".
The second woman moans, "My husband is a doctor. All he wants to do is examine it".
The third woman moans, "My husband is a psychiatrist. All he wants to do is talk about it".
A big grin on her face, the fourth woman says, "My husband's a mechanic. On our wedding night he tore hell out of it, and he has been working on it ever since".