* Bar conversation *

HE: Can I buy you a drink ?
SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money.
HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once ? Or was it twice ?
SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
HE: How did you get to be so beautiful ?
SHE: I must've been given your share.
HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday ?
SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
HE: Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.
HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE: Okay, get out.
HE: I think I could make you very happy.
SHE: Why ? Are you leaving ?
HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me ?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
HE: Can I have your name ?
SHE: Why ? Don't you already have one ?
HE: Shall we go see a movie ?
SHE: I've already seen it.
HE: Where have you been all my life ?
SHE: Hiding from you.
HE: Haven't I seen you some place before ?
SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
HE: Is this seat empty ?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
HE: So, what do you do for a living ?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.
HE: Hey baby, what's your sign ?
SHE: Do not enter.
HE: Your body is like a temple.
SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.
HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happyness.
SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably dying of laughing.
HE: Where have you been all my life ?
SHE: In your wildest dreams….