Q: Why did the chicken cross the road ?
A: To show the armadillo that it was possible.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road ?
A: To get away from Colonel Sanders !
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road twice ?
A: Because it was a double-crosser.
Q: Why did the Iraqi chicken cross the road ?
A: To take over the other side.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground ?
A: To get to the other slide.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the beach ?
A: To get to the other tide.
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road ?
A: Chickens hadn't evolved yet…
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
.jpg)
No comments:
Post a Comment