Wednesday, August 01, 2007

* God, the Angel and the Devil *

There was an angel that loved to screw people in the ass, so one day God invited him and told him that if he didn't stop what he was doing, he would be sent to hell.
Anyway, it took 2 days for the angel to disregard the warning, so God sent him to hell.
After about 2 weeks God heard that fires in hell were starting to cool down. God went to see the devil and he asked him: "Hey ! What's this ? Light some fires, it' s freezing here !!"
And the devil answered: "Yeah right ! You bend over and light some fires !"

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