Wednesday, August 01, 2007

* Evolution of the children *

One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in a classroom. The teacher was going to explain evolution to the children. The teacher asked a little boy:
TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the tree outside ?
TOMMY: Yes.
TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass outside ?
TOMMY: Yes.
TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky.
TOMMY: Okay. (He returned a few minutes later) Yes, I saw the sky.
TEACHER: Did you see God ?
TOMMY: No.
TEACHER: That's my point. We can't see God because he isn't there he doesn't exist.
A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the boy some questions.
The teacher agreed and the little girl asked the boy:
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the tree outside ?
TOMMY: Yes.
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the grass outside ?
TOMMY: Yesssssssss (getting tired of the questions by this time).
LITTLE GIRL: Did you see the sky ?
TOMMY: Yessssssssss.
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the teacher ?
TOMMY: Yes.
LITTLE GIRL: Do you see her brain ?
TOMMY: No.
LITTLE GIRL: Then according to what we were taught today in school, he must not have one !.pass it.

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