* The Chinese Detective... *

A man suspected his wife of seeing another man so,... he hired a famous Chinese detective to watch and report activities while he was gone.
A few days later he received this report:
" Most Hon'ble Sir,
You leave the house,
I watch house...
He come to house,
I watch.
He and she leave house,
I follow,...
He and she get on train,
I follow.
He and she go in hotel,
I climb tree - look in window,...
He kiss she,
She kiss he,
He strip she,
She strip he,
He play with she,
She play with he,
I play with me,...
Fall out of tree.
Not see,...
No fee".....