Saturday, June 30, 2007

* "Is this Your Husband ?"... *

After a long night of passion, a young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter. Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand.
- "There might be some matches in the top derawer",... she replied.
He opened the drawer of the beside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man. Naturally, the guy began to worry,...
- "Is this your husband ?"... he inquired nervously.
- "No, silly", she replied, snuggling up to him.
- "Your boyfriend, then ?"... he asked again.
- "No, not at all !", she said, nibbling away at his ear.
- "Well,... who is then ?"... demanded the bewidered guy.
Calmly, the girl replied,....
- "That's me before the operation"........

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