* "Spaghetti"... *

A doctor was having an affair with his nurse.
Shortly afterward, she told him that she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, the doctor gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there.
- "But how will I let you know the baby is born ?" she asked doctor.
He replied,... "Just send me a postcard and write 'spaghetti' on the back. I'll take care of expences"...
Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy.
Six month went by, and then, one day, the doctor's wife called him at the office and said,...
- "Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don't understand what it means"...
The doctor said,... "Just wait until I get home, and I will explain it to you"...
Later that evening, the doctor came home, read the postcard, and fell to the floor with a heart attack. Paramedics rushed him to the hospital emergency room. The head medic stayed back to comfort the wife. He asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac arrest...
So, the wife picked up the postcard and read,...
"Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti - Two with sausage and meatballs; two without"...